Super Mario Run’s disappointing notification system

IT IS DECEMBER 15th!!!! WHERE ARE YOU #SuperMarioRun pic.twitter.com/kwQ0JeQcny

— Matthew B. (@Mastermatt287) December 15, 2016

Here was the hype, iOS’s Appe Store allowed you to be notified when Super Mario Run went live with a gorgeous red marketing screen.  But after all that hype, here is what we got: