Sears Announces Final Two Stores They’ll Be Sharing With Primark

Sears has announced that since they can’t figure out how to sell clothes, they will be taking on a roommate nammed Primark, who will attempt to show Sears that companies can sell clothes to consumers.  The only negative will be getting customers to want to enter Sears in order to get to Primark.

I’m going to guess that Primark will soon regret their decision and will wish they just rented space outside of the Sears location inside the mall instead.


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