An Analysis of Jordan Price’s UX/UI Designer Promo Video

An Analysis of Jordan Price’s UX/UI Designer Promo Video

In case you haven’t heard today, someone actually quit working at the all mighty Apple. Please read the boring article here.

But after a little googling of Mr. Jordan Price, and watching his lovely promo video I can’t help but think that he thinks quite highly of himself, so without further ado, here’s the critique.

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Shall we join Jordan on his way to quit the office today?

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Oh now lets watch some gorgeous San Fran Broll, it’s really a great day to quit.

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Oh here’s some more broll, puts you in a quitting mood!

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I think he’s getting close to an office now, but why is his car key out, didn’t he walk all this way?

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Continuity error! His door key is now out.  Hopefully he leaves these keys behind when he quits.

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:18 seconds before we actually see him work, so this video is :50 long, does that mean he only works for just over half a day? Must be too long of hours for Princess Jordan.

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I can drawz boxzes on printer paper, this is very hards.

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Let’s get a dolly shot to show me pointing at a wall and ‘working’. “Excuse me, does this button make it explode?”

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“No moron, This button? How can you not know what this button does, But can you see my blank stare?, It’s because I’m about to quit.”

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Attention HR department, I can use a mouse! “Must delete all files.”

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And I can drag things left to right!

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Jordan, the world is full of long hours, but judging by your non-emotions in your own video, you need a more boring less fulfilling lifestyle, so best of luck to you.  We sure wouldn’t hire you.

 

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